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From Textor, 05/05/1998
Your Holy Reunion Majesty,

happy birthday! Do you remember me? My name is Bodo (v.) Klotzig,
you gave me the title of a Duke of Villegangnon. 'til now, I was a
citizen of The State of Textor, but times got hard in this state.

I beg your Holy Majesty to give me some hints, how I could become
a citizen of your prospering empire.

Yours truly

(Baron) Bodo (von) Klotzig(-Manderscheidt), Duke of Villegagnon

aka [email protected]

(please don't report this to the government of Textor, they gonna
harass me... they are jacobines, they have the guilliotine. The
Primate thinkes, he is a reincarnation of Robespierre!!)

From Porto Claro (K), 05/05/1998
>From the cabinet of the
PRIME MINISTER
SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE REVOLUTION
HIGHEST CHIEF
of * * * P O R T O   C L A R O * * *
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To the Emperor of the Holy Empire of Reunion
through the hands of His Chancellor
___________________________________________________________________________

Dear Chancellor,
Dearest Emperor,

   I first must apologise for letting you unanswered for so long. I had
several duties in my college,
so I didn't have time to write. I hope this do not damage relations between
the Holy Empire of
Reunion and the Kingdom of Porto Claro.
   Second, I deeply appreciate your letters, and, among the other
micronations which recognized
Our New Revolutionary Government as the legitimate one, the Empire is
certainly on the top of
importance rank. Reunion is, for Us, a nation which should be considered Our
Sister.
   The Relationship between Reunion and PC has always been good, excellent
at most, if we
ignore a brief period of held-up relations due to a terrible 'green'
administration in Our Country.
It is time, however, to recover those good conversations and establish
Ourselves as definitively
Sister Nations.
   Of course we have already recognize You as Our pretensely-ally nation and
would like to
request the Holy Empire to make it official by signing a formal alliance of
friendship, sisterhood,
mutual defense, common policies (whatever they may be) and give a couple
steps in what may
futurely become somewhat a kind of Union.
   Our Monarchies have been friendly dealing with each other, and We deeply
please it, and wish it to become more profound than ever by inviting Your
Imperial Majesty to a state visit in
Porto Claro, specially to the city of São Herculano (Our Royal Capital)
where He may be able
to formally sign this alliance with Our King João II Marcelo and make us
more advanced in the
process of Union, now forever.

São Herculano,
On the Holy Day of His Royal Majesty's Birthday,
May 7th of 1998

HENRY McCASTER

From Freistaat KLE, 05/06/1998

Dear Mr. Kubic,
my name is Roger Niven, I´m vice secretary of foreign affairs of Freistaat KLE.
Enclosed you will find my declaration.

The KLE Intelligence Service KIS collect Informations about other micronations.
This is necessary to know how to handle this nations.
Reunion has no public parlament. Because we have read some strange point of views
of Matt, you secretary of state, concerning the efficieny of Third Reich
government, Mr. Rod Andriz subscribed your immigration form to learn more about
Reunion.
Our parlament is public, you are invited to read and post everything you want,
except advertisements.
We are NOT a serious micronation. We are a collective of funny people discussing
funny things. That´s all.
And... espionage is a very effective tool. Because in many cases, espionage made
wars unnecessary.
With best regards
Roger Niven
vice secretary of foreign affairs

From Patria, 05/08/1998

To the Imperial Government of the Holy Empire of Reuniao:

The 45th Congressus Patriae and the Ministry of External Affairs of Patria strongly condemn the words of the writer in your newspaper "O Cometa" who referred to the member states of the Grand Alliance as "uma patota de naco~es irrelevantes".

On behalf of all the Grand Alliance member nations, Patria would like to state that the Grand Alliance is ***NOT*** "irrelevant" in the micronational world, but is growing and prospering and shall become the premier micronational organization as we enter the 21st century.

Whatever your Government's differences may be with Mr. Harwoods or with Choconia, it is the hope of the Inner Realm that your differences may be resolved peacefully and non-violently in the spirit of "ahimsa" (non-violence) as taught by Mahatma Gandhi and the Yogic scriptures.


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Inner Realm of Patria/Antarbhumi Ramrajya
XLV Con. Pat.
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SARASWATI MATA KI JAI!
God Save the Queen!  (Hey, wait a minute, she **is**

From Choconia, 05/09/1998

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE FROM THE ROYAL STATE OF CHOCONIA

Dear Chancellor Kubic,

                                         We here in Choconia recognise the
independence of Press Sources such as 'O Cometa' but the following article
published caught us by surprise :

Cain Harwood, ex-cidadão de Reunião, é o "Chefe Negociador"
da Grande Aliança, formada por Frilônia, Chocônia, Ladônia, Baja-
Arizona e uma patota de nações irrelevantes.

We would like a confirmation of whether the Reunion government still holds a
belief that we are irrelevant? If so, then the peace initiatives of late
seem to be a waste of time.

                                    Your Sincerely,
                                    Rick Harwood,
                                    Foreign Minister of Choconia.